Church Lady Posts

Church Ladies

Okay, we’re back for more fun!  🙂 …

Love this….

“For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.”

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound!

“At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What Is Hell?’  Come early and listen to our choir practice.”

Lastly, I tip my hat to this one …

“The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.'”

More’s on the way!

–Felicia M. Lopes | The BusyGal

Just Because…

Is it me or do you just love these Little Minions and Pharrell Williams‘ amazing song!  I tend to play this song several times a day, just to keep the air and the space right in my head, in my heart, and all around me – especially when the negative tries to hold me down!!!  That’s how you get positive and good stuff done!

I’m happy… how ’bout you!

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You Know You’re a BusyGal™ If…

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Well it’s been 3 weeks since we posted so here’s more to laugh at ourselves about!

  • You wear pants instead of skirts so you don’t have to shave your legs.
  • You become distracted mid-application and manage to put deodorant on only one armpit.
  • You can’t sleep because your brain won’t stop working on the six projects you’re juggling even when your body is bone tired, and the only effect sleeping pills have on you is the sudden supernatural ability to make French toast in the middle of the night (which you discover when you find the syrup-covered plate on your nightstand).

Keep smiling!

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Daddy’s Little Girl

Whenever my father calls, the first thing he says in his deep and resonant baritone voice,

“Hi there, little girl, this is your father!”

As though I would not know that!  I am a 5’10” middle aged woman, and I’m still his “Little Girl” – go figure!

But I’ve got to tell you something… I am a Daddy’s girl!  I know who I am because my Daddy loves me and I am blessed because he’s still here on this planet at the age of 77 year old as of this coming May!  Even when my parents divorced, I never, ever questioned his love for me.  THAT IS SO IMPORTANT for a little girl. 

I know that so many of us have poor self esteems and relate to men so badly because, Daddy just wasn’t there.  A good relationship with a man is really strongly tied to a woman’s relationship with her dad.  It will affect how she relates to all men!

This video says it all… It really brought me back to the time when I was a little girl and my Daddy would go out of his way to play with me and my brother, and he really would get into!

I hope you too are a Daddy’s Girl too!

 

Church Lady Posts

Church Ladies

So they’re back – the ever diligent Church Ladies getting their bulletins out!  As I stated a couple weeks ago these are REAL Ads put out by church ladies around the country, that actually appeared in bulletins or were announced in church services.  

Things that make you go Hmmmmm….

Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help!

Because fellowship between us ladies is so important…

The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM.  All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.

And the ever so inciteful…

Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

More to come! 🙂

–Felicia M. Lopes | The BusyGal

YOU KNOW YOU’RE A BUSYGAL™ IF…

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So, we’re back for more chuckles!

  • You bought stock in caffeine pills and coffee.
  • You vaguely remember having a social life.
  • You eliminate moisturizer from your nightly routine to save 20 seconds.

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Church Lady Posts

Church Ladies

Remember SNL’s “Church Ladies“?

“Isn’t that special!”

I just think that a little laughter never hurt anybody!  So, I’m going to periodically post 3 or 4 REAL Ads put out by church ladies around the country, that actually appeared in bulletins or were announced in church services.  You can’t make this stuff up!

Things that make you go Hmmmmm….

“The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.”

This  one’s classic…

“Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.”

And then there’s my personal favorite…

“The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.'”

More to come!

–Felicia M. Lopes | The BusyGal