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Okay, we’re back for more fun!  🙂 …

Love this….

“For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.”

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound!

“At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What Is Hell?’  Come early and listen to our choir practice.”

Lastly, I tip my hat to this one …

“The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.'”

More’s on the way!

–Felicia M. Lopes | The BusyGal
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Church Lady Posts

Church Ladies

So they’re back – the ever diligent Church Ladies getting their bulletins out!  As I stated a couple weeks ago these are REAL Ads put out by church ladies around the country, that actually appeared in bulletins or were announced in church services.  

Things that make you go Hmmmmm….

Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help!

Because fellowship between us ladies is so important…

The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM.  All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.

And the ever so inciteful…

Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

More to come! 🙂

–Felicia M. Lopes | The BusyGal

Church Lady Posts

Church Ladies

Remember SNL’s “Church Ladies“?

“Isn’t that special!”

I just think that a little laughter never hurt anybody!  So, I’m going to periodically post 3 or 4 REAL Ads put out by church ladies around the country, that actually appeared in bulletins or were announced in church services.  You can’t make this stuff up!

Things that make you go Hmmmmm….

“The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.”

This  one’s classic…

“Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.”

And then there’s my personal favorite…

“The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.'”

More to come!

–Felicia M. Lopes | The BusyGal